1. You can type in nearly any word (aka “beanlike”) and find amusing results that will end you up doing something you didn’t even mean to be doing (aka looking up the word “fabaceuous” in the dictionary)
2. It helps you find exactly what your looking for, unlike most humans. Usually it does, anyway.. Just remember to keep your search words right.
3. It spouts facts and figures that can lead to whimsical yet oddly technology themed poems like this one:
Oh to laugh like a little girl
Who has just tweeted her dinner
Or like a middle aged man
Who’s six FarmVille chickens richer
That would be the life the Internet brings me
One full of search engines and
Wordpress blogs to see
My point: Next time you use Google, say a little thank you in your head. It deserves a bit of gratitude.